Six of the most ridiculous lawsuits ever

Seriously, would any of you take these cases?

• Edward Brewer sued Providence Hospital back in 2002 for $2 million. His claim? That the hospital was negligent in stopping him from raping other patients.

• Anheuser-Busch apparently caused emotional distress, mental injury, and financial loss for a Mr. Richard Overton back in 1994 when the beermaker did not make the beerdrinker’s fantasy of hot chicks on the beach materialize whenever he drank as, here’s the kicker, supposedly advertised.

• A supposedly legendary 77 year old German playboy named Rolf Eden brought charges on a 19 year old fraulein claiming “Ageism” when the little minx told him he “was too old for her” when he asked her to have sex with him.

• Universal Studios was sued for $15,000 by Cleanthi Peters back in 2000 because the complainant suffered extreme fear, mental anguish, and emotional distress when she… wait for it… went inside Universal Studios Haunted House.

• A 16 year old Connecticut high school student suffered substantial hearing loss and whatever when his teacher smacked his desk with her palm to wake him up. Naturally, his parents thought the best recourse was to sue her. Quite naturally as well, he became the butt of all jokes in his school.

• Suing Oliver Stone definitely popped into my head while watching that coat hanger abortion he called Wall Street 2, but Patsy Anne Byers had a slightly different idea: she sued Stone for making Natural Born Killers, claiming that the movie inspired two low lifes to go on a crime spree where she ended up getting shot and paralyzed from the neck down.

So that’s it for me, any other stupid cases I’ve missed?